What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:21

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.